15-Mar

Caesar’s negative view
Of March was guided
By the fact
That the month was ided

Don’t laugh
The IRS decided
Next month for you
Will be similarly ided

And you’ll be fit
To be tie-ded
On Writing

Eye of newt
And bit of snark
Unto my writing
I embark

Occasionally getting
Very dark
Sometimes, though,
It doesn’t wark

Like now 🙂