A camel went to see the queen
One summer afternoon
The main cuisine was crumpets lean
And a drink they could consume
“How would you like your tea, my friend?”
The server asked of him
“My favorite is the Earl Grey blend”
Said the camel with a grin
The server saw the smirking face
And winked in turn anew
Then said with royal pomp and grace
“Will you have one hump or two?”

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