A Gnome Alone

A little gnome up in Nome
Lived in a wee gnome home
His name, Jerome, he was well known
To be a gnome alone

That didn’t bother him so much
For gnomes like solitude and such
And staying very out of touch

That is because for every gnome
It has been very clearly shown
That deep inside their chromosomes
A little gnome is very prone
To moan and groan

And moan and groan they do a lot
Because of all the genes they’ve got
At least that is what I’ve been taught

And so Jerome
The gnome alone
Sat down and wrote
A gnomely tome
Describing life
Inside his home

It seems he had
An odd syndrome
Involving writing
Palindromes

“Meet animals, laminate ‘em”
Wrote Jerome
And that is why
He’s a gnome alone

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