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Prostaglandins

(To the tune of “Oklahoma!”) / Recording by Tim Karplus

Prossss-taglandins
The ei-co-sa-noids creating pain
Are the ones to blame
When you get inflamed
And ouch(!)
They hurt inside your brain

Prossss-taglandins
Every throb and ache gets magnified
If you hope to win,
Cyclo-oxygen’s
Generation’s got to be denied

The Vioxx has all been recalled
So go get yourself Tylenol-ed

And if you aaaaaaaaaaaaache
Blame PGH synthaaaaaaaaase!

We must complain that
You make the aches prostaglandins
Prostaglandin – D2, F1, G2, E2

Prostaglandin, it’s you

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