The injury I had at work
Is causing me to strain
That is to be expected when
You’re having LABOR PAINS
A man who studied paintings
Knew the right place to be
Examining all the work down at
The local ARTERY
The cafeteria’s exit door
Is in the rear right near ya
Or as they tell the customers
“It’s there in the BACTERIA”
The sight of blood caused me to faint
It was an awful scare
I was in my doctor’s office and
Now I’m an OUTPATIENT there
Long ago in ancient Rome
When they had a big election
One voting zone was quite well known
It was the CAESARIAN SECTION
A little lie, that’s all it was
Not deceitful, proud, or bold
I didn’t think it mattered much
That FIBULA I told
My plumbing sprung a leak just now
I think I’m in dire straits
It’s after five and the plumbers say
They’re going to charge NITRATES
And finally, I’ve caught a cold
The medicine costs many bucks
I caught it at the airport and
This TERMINAL ILLNESS sucks
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