HEADLINE:
“There’s a Good Chance Your Valentine’s Flowers Came From Colombia”
VERSE:
I gave my love
A grand bouquet
Forty eight hours
Past Valentine’s day
When she said “Wow”
She was upset
Asking how
Could I forget?
I needed then
To cover tracks
If I had hopes
To win her back
So I declared
In my defense
That I had spared
No expense
And how logistics
Were immense
Her mix so lovely
And assorted
Got picked in Colombia
Then imported
Although I had
The best intent
The lateness
I, of course lament
But for the late delivery here
Please don’t blame me, blame them
Those tariff seeking, cavaliere
Uncaring customs men
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