Student Nightmares

(To the tune of “Norwegian Wood”) / Recording by David Simmons

I answered 3 ‘b’.
But then I thought.  It might be ‘c’
Or was the false true?
I can’t undo. It makes me blue

It asked me to list all the enzymes that regulate fat
As I wrote them down I discovered I didn’t know Jack

I ought to give thanks,
Scoring some points, filling in blanks
I squirmed in my seat
Feeling the heat, shuffling my feet

Professor then told me there wasn’t a chance I would pass
So I started crying and fell through a big pane of glass

I suffered no harm,
‘Cuz I awoke, to my alarm
Oh nothing compares
To deadly scares, of student nightmares

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