HEADLINE:
“Groundhog Day”
VERSE:
I imagine the folks from CNN
Descending on Punxsutawney, Penn.
Are in for a grand surprise
Cuz Punxsutawney Phil at last
Has gotten tired of being harassed
And no longer scans the skies
Instead, Phil’s been replaced this year
By another old New England peer
But please do not despair
The new guy you will likely know
You see him everywhere you go
It’s Bernie Sanders, in a chair
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