HEADLINE:
“Rapper Lil Uzi Vert Gets Massive Pink Diamond Pierced in his Forehead”
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The news is now on high alert
That the rapper known as Lil Uzi Vert
Has foregone the tradition of a ring band
For holding a diamond onto his hand
Rather he has chosen to embed
The diamond cranially instead
And now he’s got more than just a tune
That’s stuck inside his head
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