Scientists studying back- ground radio signals formed during creation of matter in the universe recently refined the signal and fed it through an amplifier.
To their astonishment, the sound emanating from the speakers bore a striking resemblance to the song White Christmas, prompting a member of the team to postulate that at one time all matter in the universe was concentrated in a form resembling Bing Crosby.
The Bing Bang theory then explains that explosion of this crooner-like structure resulted in the universe as we know it today. Elvis Presley, John Belushi, and Marlon Brando structures exploded more easily than Crosby structures while producing rounder universes.
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