I was feeling blue just yesterday
Til I dialed a corporation
The automated voice I got
Began a conversation
Its perky tone raised up my hopes
A modern techno gem
It told me that my call was very
Important to all of them
And then that feeling grew and grew
With robotic reassurance
That my call would be recorded for
Quality assurance
I guess they think me knowledgeable
In all the words I say
My spirits buoyed I walked around
On clouds the rest of the day
There’s just one thing that puzzles me
And frankly seems quite strange
Why is it every time I call
The menu options change?
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