Month of Rain

(To the tune of “King of Pain”)

There’s some rainfall impacting against my cheek
It’s the way it’s been going for the past two weeks
There’s another one falling now, a bigger drop
And the forecast is saying that it will not stop

So I’m standing outside beside my weather vane
Staring out at the water flowing down the drain
And I wish I it would stop before I go insane
But the forecast is calling for a month of rain

There’s an awful dark spot on the weather map
(It’s a lot of rain)
Showing more and more of the same old crap
(Going down the drain)
There’s a torrent of water flowing down the creek
(It’s the same refrain)
If it goes on much longer I am gonna freak
(Here it comes again)

And before I go on I need to ascertain
How the climate is changing could you please explain
The effect it will have upon the earth’s terrain
If it’s true that we’re doomed to have a month of rain?

There’s another inch more in the gauge outside
Dripping liquid sunshine that we take in stride
There’s a giant splotch across the radar screens
An image that everyone knows what it means

(skip verses)

Month of rain
It will not stop month of rain
It will not stop month of rain
(fade)

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