Playing Chicken

Local truck driver, Elmond Debble of nearby Flaming Hills was severely injured recently when the load of baby chickens he was hauling slid down an embankment within about five miles of its destination, the Foster Farms processing facility in Cranial Hole, WV. Commenting from his hospital bed, Debble stated, “I never seen what hit me. One minute I was on the road and the next I was in the ditch.” Police say fowl play is suspected.