Professionals

It really hit me
Very hard
To learn bad lawyers
Get disbarred

I do confess
That I was shocked
Hearing bad clergymen
Get defrocked

If an electrician
Gets indicted
Does it mean he will
Be delighted?

If your dry cleaner’s
Work’s a mess
Is it likely they will
Be depressed?

If vintners leave you
Empty handed
Will the result be that
They get decanted?

If plagiarism
Should be disclosed
Will a musician then
Be decomposed?

If a mathematician
Loses trust
Will the outcome be that
She’s non-plussed?

If a builder constructs
Some beds of junk
Will the woodworker’s union
Say he’s debunked?

That bride to be
Who’s getting kissed
Come wedding day
Will she be dismissed?

If a bartender doesn’t
Work too hard
And then gets fired,
Is she disbarred?

If a power plant
Gets lowly rated
Are workers there
Degenerated?

If fireplace makers
Work is mis-handled
Does that mean they will
Get dismantled?

If a urine test
Says a plumber’s drugged
Will the union then leave
Him unplugged?

If a cowboy’s work
Is very strange
Is the outcome he will
Be deranged?

And arborists who miss the mark
Or guard dogs whimpering in the dark
Would you say they should
Be debarked?

If senators
Don’t work September
Should Congress say they’ve
Been dismembered? (YES)

Will stenographers
Who mis-transcribed
Discover they have
Been described?

Can a software writer
Who is reviled
Discover she’s been
Decompiled?

When magicians’ tricks have
Bad conclusions
Will their union leave them
Disillusioned?

And if two nudists
Went and feuded
Do you think they should
Be denuded?

If a barista’s drinks
Are mostly hated
Will Starbucks make them
Decaffeinated?

If what she says
Is mis-pronounced
Will an MC immediately
Be denounced?

If a Notary Public
Is cast aside
Or a crazy person
Becomes untied
Should they both be
Decertified?

Will an ethics professor
Who is despised
Be very quickly
Demoralized?

If a poison maker’s
Poison rocks
Do you think they should
Be detoxed?