The Flea

Consider here, the tiny flea
Whose claim to fame is being wee
And causing many an awful itch
On nearly every son of a bitch

I’m speaking here of dogs, of course
Whose itching goes from bad to worse
A flea can really bother hounds
By biting hard and jumping ‘round

One thing of fleas that puzzles me
It’s rather hard to swaller
How do they get those little things
To wear those giant collars?



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