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Out on Vineyard Hill

(To the tune of “On Blueberry Hill”)

You took a spill
Out on Vineyard Hill
When rolling downhill
You hit your head

It took some skill
That face to rebuild
And when you pay the bill
You’ll need (a) pain med

(Bridge)
You’re always reliable
Rejoice and exalt
For this you’re not liable
It was the asphalt

So we rejoice
That you’re with us still
And we hope you will
Avoid Vineyard Hill

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