The Lazy Lover

(Scanning Facebook, I found a request on a poetry site for someone to write a love poem for a lazy Casanova)

Dear valentine,
I love you
But not as much if I
Must use the English language
To tell you how and why

You know I’d really like to put
My pen to paper, but
There is this guy on Facebook
Providing a shortcut

He saves me from the bother
Of having to review
The way I feel by writing
Some dopey thing for you

So he’ll create the poem
And my name I will fill in
And I’ll get all the credit
Through loving plagiarism