Don’t Get the Bends

(To the tune of “Daydream Believer”)

Oh I get high
From the smoke

(To the tune of “Help!”)

Yelp!
I’m feeling lonely

(To the tune of “Carry Me Back to OSU”)

You are a group of BB students
Whom the faculty hold dear

(To the tune of “My Way”)

And now, the concert’s done
We were a musical sensation

(To the tune of “Maria” from West Side Story)

Viagra
The most mind-blowing stuff I’ve ever used

(To the tune of “Hello Little Girl”)

We’re screwing the world
We’re screwing the world

(To the tune of “Cheek to Cheek”)

Fracking
Exxon’s cracking

(To the tune of “Stairway to Heaven”)

There’s a hole on the course. It is one of the worst
You’ll encounter at fairway eleven

(To the tune of “Strangers in the Night”)

(Published in the MockingOwl Roost -
https://www.mockingowlroost.com/blog/2022/07/16/the-mockingowl-roost-trader-joes-tonight/)

(To the tune of “Mother Nature’s Son”)

Due to all the greenhouse gas – warming’s on the rise
All day long CO2 is heating things too much up in the skies