S Curve

Domino’s delivery driver Therman Redlamp, of Collarbone, WV, was en route with a large pepperoni-and-pineapple pie for Mrs. Joy Almondcluster of West Pocahontas when a large male badger suddenly appeared in the road in front of him. Redlamp slammed on his brakes and turned the wheels sharply to avoid a collision. As a result, dinner was swerved.