They’re Pillaging Financial Markets

(To the tune of “She Came In Through the Bathroom Window”)

They’re pillaging financial markets
Protected by their golden chutes
So now we shake our heads and wonder
What those thieves do with all that loot

Shouldn’t everybody ask ‘em?
Couldn’t anybody see?
What the hell did Bernie Madoff
Do with what he took from me?

They worked for money corporations
And made a million bucks a day
By overturning regulation
‘Cause of that, all of us now pay

You know the market is imploding
And bailouts happen left and right
The oversight was so outmoded
Those thieves got ev’rything in sight

Shouldn’t SEC go chase ‘em?
Make them pay back you and me
Markets need more regulation
Give it legislatively
Oh yeah

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