Start of an Infinite Loop

So God goes to his doctor
Cuz he’s been feeling chest pain
Too many responsibilities
Have caught up with him

The Doc says, “You’re not gonna like this”
And God says, “Why’s that?”
“Well, you’re pushing yourself too hard”
“Ah, yeah, but I’m the Almighty God”

And the Doc says,
“Well, the Almighty God has an aneurysm”
“Yeah, so?”
“And if he doesn’t let me fix it, he’s gonna die”

God laughs
The Doc gets a worried look on his face and says,
“What, are you crazy?”
And God laughs even harder

And the Doc says,
“You can’t die. A lot depends on you”
God stops laughing
“And if I die, where will I go?”

And Doc starts laughing

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