Things You Should Remember

(To the tune of “In My Life”) / Recording by David Simmons

There are things you should remember
When you’re stud-y-ing for this exam
All the pathways since September
And the mol-e-cules comprising them

Though that is an awful lot of information
I hope that you can retain it all
If you do you will avoid a grade deflation
When you study right, you will recall

Now in all your preparation
There is soooome-thing you should regard
How your brain stores information
So transcribe your notes onto a card

I assure you it will up your recollection
Of enzymes and com-plex Haworth rings
It will drive performance to perfection
Simply from the act of writing things

Instrumental

I assure you it will up your recollection
Of enzymes and com-plex Haworth rings
It will drive performance to perfection
Simply from the act of writing things

So go-ooo forward now and write down things

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