(To the tune of “I’ve Just Seen a Face”)
I’ve just changed my face
I didn’t like the shape or place-
ment of my nose, it was a travesty
So I had plastic surgery today
Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm mmm mmm
Before the stitches get removed
I probably will disapprove
And think of changing something new
No wonder I am always black and blue
Na na na ni ni ni
Reeling, as I am healing
My doc’s concealing
his bill from me
I must have spent twelve thousand bucks
To pay for all my fanny tucks
They’ve poked and sucked the cellulite
And still I feel that something’s not quite right
Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm mmm mmm
Nutso, I’m such a nutso
Now I think what’s so
wrong with my skin?
Perhaps I’ll have it all unpeeled
My inner beauty thus revealed
Will be displayed for all to see
There won’t be anyone who looks like me
La da da da da di
Faking there’s no mistaking
My body’s aching because of me
Faking there’s no mistaking
My body’s aching because of me
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