Food Fight

(to the tune of “She’ll Be Comin’ Round the Mountain”)
 
It was in the Old World Deli Friday night
That one hundred people gathered for a bite
Mary Fulton made us able
To sit down at twenty tables
Where we had a most unusual food fight
 
Silent auctions started off the evening’s biz
Fifteen teams participated in a quiz
Raffles had everyone blabbin’
‘Bout a weekend at a cabin
Thank the Mathews and the Kents for all of this
 
Connie Bozarth / Karen Karplus we agree
Ran the silent auction most outstandingly
And we thank for the quiz wordin’
Hallet, Atkinson, and Jordan
Andrew Schwartz excelled at being the emcee
 
As the evening moved along it soon became
Time to play a very funny guessing game
All the room was full of guessers
Speculating ‘bout professors
Dr. Sarker / Thi Nguyen deserve acclaim
 
At the termination of the night’s affair
Every person who attended was aware
It was time to stand and holler
We cleared sixteen hundred dollars
Or eight thousand pounds of grub for the Food Share