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Hyaluronic Acid

(To the tune of “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer”) / Recording by David Simmons

Hyaluronic acid
Acting almost magically
Placed just beneath the kneecap
Lubricating the debris

Better than joint replacement
Simple as 1-2-3
If it can stop the aching
You will get to keep your knee

Bridge
When the pain is getting bad
Try not to be sad
Just go out and have a talk
With your orthopedic doc

Beg him to use the needle
To not do so would be a crime
Hyaluronic acid
Working where the sun don’t shine

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