A Song for Barbara H.

(to the tune of “She’ll Be Coming ‘Round the Mountain”)
 
Oh there’s gonna be a BB office change (Barbara H)
Stepping in the BB office will be strange (Barbara H)
Cuz the person usually sitting
At the front desk now is splitting
So a song is most befitting Barbara H (Barbara H)
 
Working here since nineteen hundred eighty three (Barbara H)
Twenty nine years serving biochemistry (Barbara H)
It is good you understand
Just what the copier demands
And thanks for passing out exams dear Barbara H (Barbara H)
 
Something special happens Wednesday afternoon (Barbara H)
When your cooking makes those tasty popcorn fumes  (Barbara H)
And you go the extra mile
You are very versatile
Handle – ing the many files Barbara H (Barbara H)
 
BB seminar refreshments truly please (Barbara H)
New grad students taste your yummy recipes (Barbara H)
And you really earn the praise
From everyone here for the ways
Of celebrating our birthdays here Barbara H (Barbara H)
 
There is just another thought before we close (Barbara H)
You won’t have to drive in anytime it snows (Barbara H)
For the very final issue
We may need a bit of tissue
Cuz we certainly will miss you Barbara H (Barbara H)

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