Sani-Cloth is Cleaning Up Town

(To the tune of “Santa Claus is Coming to Town”)

It’s time to get clean
You need to comply
Til there’s a vaccine
You cannot stand by
Sani-Cloth is cleaning up town

It’s cleaning up hands
Killing the germs
Wiping out COVID
The doctor confirms
Sani-Cloth is cleaning up town

It is a magic tissue
One wipe and then it’s through
I only have one wish you
Will use it please, thank you

So, roll up those sleeves
Wipe off that skin
If you do I believe
‘Twill be a win-win
Sani-Cloth is cleaning up town!


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(To the tune of “Yesterday”)

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