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Porn Free!

(To the tune of “Born Free”)

Porn free!
This offer in email
Reveals ev-ry detail
Porn free if you will respond

Lott-ry
You’ve been named a winner
A lucky beginner
If we can just correspond

Big Pee-
nis can be all yours now
Your girl will say “oh wow”
If you will REE-ply to me

Send me
Your Visa card number
Because you are dumber
That’s why I contacted thee

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