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Grandma Got Infected by That Virus

(To the tune of “Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer”)

Grandma got infected by that virus
Cuz they opened up her state too soon
They claimed it was fine for all the people
But I don’t think my grandma was immune

She’d been feeling very happy
Baking cookies and some bread
But then she got that awful fever
Before we knew what happened she was dead

Meanwhile the politicians voted
For that giant company payout
If they’re of and by and for the people
Then why aren’t we the ones they’re bailing out?

Grandma got infected by that virus
Cuz they opened up her state too soon
They claimed it was fine for all the people
But I don’t think my grandma was immune

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