Grandma Got Infected by That Virus

(To the tune of “My Way”)

And now . . . the day is here;
You have to face . . . . the big pronouncement

(To the tune of “Daydream Believer”)

Oh I get high
From the smoke

(To the tune of “The Times They Are A-Changin’")

Come listen up folks in the US of A
Who are seeing the fall slipping

(To the tune of “Strangers in the Night”)

(Published in the MockingOwl Roost -
https://www.mockingowlroost.com/blog/2022/07/16/the-mockingowl-roost-trader-joes-tonight/)

When you’re in a funk
And really craving some junk
You always head out to
Wal-Mart

(To the tune of Neal Gladstone’s “There is a Grapefruit In Your Life”)

There is a virus on the loose
That has sucked out all the pleasure

(To the tune of “When You Wish Upon a Star”)

If you drive a monster car
Going near or going far

(To the tune of “Wabash Cannonball”)

The Pauling Science Center
Will do a lot of good

(To the tune of “She Came In Through the Bathroom Window”)

They’re pillaging financial markets
Protected by their golden chutes