I Should Have Studied Harder

(To the tune of “I Should Have Known Better”)

I . . . . should have studied harder when I had the chance
Instead of just drinking beer at the dance
If I can’t. Pass the class. I’ll be toast

Oh oh I – never dreamed how hard that this course would be
Now I’m hoping just to pull out a ‘D’
Help me please. Help me PLEASE

‘Cause if I do not pass this class – I . . . .knowwwwwwwwwwwwwww
That my folks both will kick my aaaaaassssssss ohhhhhhh
This term I will not gradua -a-a-a-a-te
And I don’t think my job will wait

Ohhhhh I — screwed it up so bad in the winter term
That there was not a chance that I could learn
I just lit. A bon fire. And got burned

Soooooo I see that I am stuck in an ugly mess
And I know that I cannot guess
My way through. The last test.

Today I’ve realized too la-ate (oh)
That I am master of my faaaaate (oh)
In life you get what you have earned
That take home lesson now I’ll learn
A lesson learned
A lesson learned
A lesson learned