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What’ll I Chew? – the Puppy Song

(To the tune of ‘What’ll I Do?”)

Seems you’ve decided to go for a bite
Now I’m all alone un-a-ttended
I guess this somehow
Is my plight tonight
So I am sure feeling un-friend-ed

Maybe I’ll chew
Your shoe to pass the time
Cuz I miss you
What can I chew?

Maybe I’ll poo
Onto your new J. Crew
I got the screw
What’ll I chew?

What’ll I chew when I am feeling blue?
And I cannot find you?

I’m so alone
My bone is not in view
I need a clue
What’ll I chew?

Instrumental

A really good chew might stop me feeling blue
When I am not ‘round you

I’m all alone
At home and not with you
It’s sad but true
What’ll I chew?

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