A Waste of Money

(To the tune of ‘What’ll I Do?”)

Seems you’ve decided to go for a bite
Now I’m all alone un-a-ttended

(To the tune of “Que Sera, Sera”)

When I was out in Washington
There was a waiter

Edwin Alvin Alley is a very nice man
Retiring early and rising before the sun
He loves his wife and children
And is loved by everyone

(To the tune of “Maria” from West Side Story)

Viagra
The most mind-blowing stuff I’ve ever used

(To the tune of “Help!”)

Yelp!
I’m feeling lonely

(To the tune of “My Way”)

And now . . . the day is here;
You have to face . . . . the big pronouncement

(To the tune of “I Saw Her Again Last Night”)

I studied so hard last night
But you know that I couldn’t

(To the tune of “Feelin’ Groovy”)

Oh no! I missed my class
Someone ought to kick my ass.

(To the tune of “The Way You Look Tonight”)

Monday. Feeling like a whale
Staring at the scale