A Waste of Money

(To the tune of “Delta Dawn”)

Trans-po-son
All that movin’ hither yon

(To the tune of “You’ve Got a Friend”)

When you’re deeply diving
Don’t forget the ni-tro-gen

(To the tune of “Feelin’ Groovy”)

The DNA forms
A and B

(To the tune of “Dream a Little Dream of Me”)

Base pairs they all provide you
Stair steps to form a helix inside you

(To the tune of “Gilligan’s Island Theme”)

I’d like to tell you all about
How songs stick in my brain

(To the tune of “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious”)

When cells have lots of ATP and NADH too
They strive to store this energy as sugar, yes they do

(To the tune of “Supercalifragilistiexpialidocious”)

When oxygen’s electrons all are in the balanced state
There’s twelve of them for oh-two. The molecule is great

(To the tune of “Oklahoma!”)

Oh glaucoma!
You reduce the vision of our eyes

(To the tune of “My Country ‘tis of Thee”)

Henderson Hasselbalch
You put my brain in shock

(To the tune of “Meet the Flintstones”)

Histones, tiny histones
Wrap up eukaryotic DNA