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Where is the Sunshine?

(To the tune of “You Are My Sunshine”)

Tomorrow’s forecast is rather gloomy
It starts with showers and ends with rain
Just like it’s been for most of the winter
Oh please tell me where I can complain

Where is that bright thing that makes the sunshine?
It’s awfully cloudy outside today
I see again that the mist is falling
Oh when will the rain go away?

My bathroom fungus, has grown humungous
It’s truly something that I do loath
The condensation is a sensation
And all the mold that’s in there is old growth

If it continues I will get ugly
I really mean it, there’s a chance
I’ll go outside and peel off my clothing
And start performing my anti-rain dance

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