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Tari & Ian’s Wedding Toast

(to the tune of “Vincent – Starry, Starry Night”)
 
Tari, Tari Tan
Left Oregon for Boston, Mass
This very young northwestern lass
Found neuroscience resonated well
 
Ian, Ian you
Left Michigan for places new
A long ways from Kalamazoo
To Harvard where your path with Tari’s crossed
 
Here we are today
Where the two of you decree
No to big event insanity
And in this matter we agree
 
You’re married and we think it’s great
Let’s drink and celebrate

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