Tari & Ian’s Wedding Toast

(to the tune of “Vincent – Starry, Starry Night”)

Tari, Tari Tan
Left Oregon for Boston, Mass
This very young northwestern lass
Found neuroscience resonated well

Ian, Ian you
Left Michigan for places new
A long ways from Kalamazoo
To Harvard where your path with Tari’s crossed

Here we are today
Where the two of you decree
No to big event insanity
And in this matter we agree

You’re married and we think it’s great
Let’s drink and celebrate

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