(to the tune of “That’s Amore”)
Here in BB it’s in the air
This song concerns a change of chair
He will give up his seat when the chairpersons meet
An-dy Karplus
‘
Cuz he’s finished his term he ignores calls from
Sherm
An-dy Karplus
It was nuts – when the budget cuts – kicked us in the butts
Now he acts with no peril
Like the crack – Beaver quarterback – gives it to his back
He hands IT off to Merrill
It’s OK to refuse writing THE year end news
An-dy Karplus
Doesn’t need to appraise how he gives us
TAs
for the term
He can roll his eyes – when the Dean organizes
the col-lege
Now he’s back in the pack and we’re happy he’s back
An-dy Karplus
If the staff’s in revolt he will not feel the jolt
An-dy Karplus (An-dy Karplus)
And there’s zero remorse over THE challenge course
An-dy Karplus (An-dy Karplus)
No one brings – petty little things – venting of their spleens
To command his attention
He just grins – when the term begins – bureaucratic spins
Will not cause hypertension (hypertension)
If there IS gloom or doom and the source is the Bloom
Andy Karplus (Andy Karplus)
He can take a back seat as his work is complete that’s for sure
(slowly) And can say “Golly shucks. That most certainly sucks”
with comPOSure
Filled with glee he’s now free acting SAB-bat-ic-ly Andy Karplus
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