BB Wonderland

(To the tune of “Santa Claus is Coming to Town”)

It’s time to get clean
You need to comply

All the visitors who climb the stairs in ALS can see
Smiling faces when they visit biochemistry

(To the tune of “Thank God I’m a Country Boy”)

There’s a bundle of things that a student oughta know
And Ahern’s talk isn’t really very slow

(To the tune of “Every Breath You Take”)

Every thing you say.
Every price you pay

(To the tune of “Meet the Flintstones”)

Ring tones
Tiny ringtones

(To the tune of “My Way”)

And now . . . the day is here;
You have to face . . . . the big pronouncement

(To the tune of “I Saw Her Again Last Night”)

I studied so hard last night
But you know that I couldn’t

(To the tune of “With a Little Help From My Friends”)

What would you do if I threw up on you?
Would you really be angry at me?

(To the tune of “Carry Me Back to OSU”)

You are a group of BB students
Whom the faculty hold dear

(To the tune of “Norwegian Wood”)

I answered 3 ‘b’.  
But then I thought.  It might be ‘c’