This Song’s for BB 3-5-0

(To the tune of “A Taste of Honey”)

A waste of money
The tale of a brand new touch pad

(To the tune of “Thank God I’m a Country Boy”)

There’s a bundle of things that a student oughta know
And Ahern’s talk isn’t really very slow

(To the tune of “Yellow Rose of Texas”)

The term is almost at an end
Ten weeks since it began

(To the tune of “Help!”)

Yelp!
I’m feeling lonely

(To the tune of “Battle Hymn of the Republic”)

The wisdom we have brought today’s a song that is our first
Please forgive us if it’s rough because it’s really unrehearsed

(To the tune of “Born Free”)

Porn free!
This offer in email

(To the tune of “All You Need is Love”)

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(To the tune of “Getting Better All The Time”)

It’s getting wetter every day
I’m standing outside in a pool (and I must complain)

(to the tune of “White Christmas”)

I’m screaming ‘bout a wet Christmas
It happens almost every year
When the skies are gray out

(To the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)

Milam Hall - It’s 12:30
And Ahern’s gettin’ wordy