This Song’s for BB 3-5-0

(To the tune of “This Land is Your Land”)

It’s one o’clock an
Ahern’s talkin’
Henderson and
Hasselbalch and
pKa’s and
Buffers I should know
This song’s for BB three five oh

I hope that maybe
He’ll think the way we
Wrote our answers
Wasn’t crazy
I really need the
Partial credit – so
This song’s for BB three five oh

It’s really groovy
That it improves me
Watching lectures
In Quicktime movies
I really need to
Go and download those
Podcasts for BB three five oh

I’m feeling manic
I’m in a panic
I’d better study
My old organic
It has reactions
That I need to know
This song’s for BB three five oh

I know he said it
That’s why I dread it
‘cause I skipped Friday’s
Extra credit
‘twil pro’bly haunt me
That lowly ze-ro
Grade in BB three five oh

It could be steric
Or esoteric
That carbons get so
Anomeric
I’m too hysteric
Better let it go
This song’s for BB three five oh