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If You Drive a Monster Car

(To the tune of “When You Wish Upon a Star”)

If you drive a monster car
Going near or going far
Here’s a thing to think about
When you commute

You’re releasing greenhouse gas
Spewing out your Hummer’s ass
Everyone is noticing
That you pollute

Bridge
C-O-2
Coming from S-U-Vs
Is like a bad disease
For earthly breathing

So stop making all that fuss
Come sit down and let’s discuss
When you’re gonna go and get
A new Pri-us

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