If You Drive a Monster Car

(To the tune of “I Will”)

Who knows how long I’ll be here
I think I need a pill

When you’re in a funk
And really craving some junk
You always head out to
Wal-Mart

(To the tune of “You Never Give Me Your Money”)

You never gave me the login
For trying out the new demonstration

(To the tune of “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer”)

Medical marijuana
Something that I just might try

(To the tune of “Penny Lane”)

If you’re working on a project for your thesis and
There are people in the plan, I’ll guarantee

The devil did his level best
To make a horrid place where
No one would wanna be left
Without as much as a prayer

(To the tune of “Mister Ed”)

A course is a source, of course, of course
Of all of the knowledge that we endorse

(To the tune of “Red River Valley”)

In Corvallis a lovable mascot
Wonders why he’s the way that he is

(To the tune of “Que Sera, Sera”)

When I was out in Washington
There was a waiter

(To the tune of “If I Had a Hammer”)

When he bought his Hummer
He revved it in the driveway

(To the tune of “My Way”)

And now, the course is done
Except for all that final testing