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Oregon City Song

(To the tune of “Desperado”) / Recording by David Simmons

Umatilla.
Aloha, Sandy and Bridgeport
Independence and Newport
Astoria too
Roseburg and Gresham
Elmira Tillamook Salem
There’s Damascus PrineVILLE and
The Bay known as Coos

Enterprise and Milton Freewater
Scappoose Scio Toledo
Tigard Seaside Newburg JefferSON
Rickreall Shedd and Grants Pass
Lebanon and Lake Oswego
Mount Angel Jacksonville and HermisTON

Estacada
Aumsville Sunriver Fort Klamath
Seal Rock and Philomath
Bend Keizer Sweet Home
Molalla . . . . Wallowa
There’s Sublimity Dayton
Tu-a-latin Stayton Klamath Falls and Gladstone

Hood River Medford and Canyonville
Drain Diamond Lake and Eddyville
McMinnville Ashland Redmond and John Day
Mount Vernon Troutdale Albany
Christmas Valley Brownsville Welches Deee- Poe Bay

Lincoln City
Eugene Springfield and Corvallis
Burns Silverton Dallas – also La Grande
There is Camp Sherman, Tidewater Reedsport and Talent

Milwaukie Cayuse and Sisters
Hillsboro Port Orford
Beaverton and there is He-LIXXXXX
And PEE- DEEEEEEEEEEE – EXXXX

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