Oh Daddy Dear

(To the tune of “Oh Danny Boy”) / Recording by David Simmons

Oh Daddy dear,
This is my biochemistry
The problems long.
The course is really tough

That last exam,
It really put the fear in me
I studied lots
I hope it was enough

But let’s forget about it
While you’re visiting
And bong a beer
When we get out of class

Then when you’re gone
I’ll go back to my studying
That Kevin Ahern really truly
Is an ass (awesome guy)

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