New Pain Reliever

(To the tune of “I’ve Just Seen a Face”)

I can’t charge my cell
I think the battery’s gone to hell

(To the tune of “Desperado”)

Umatilla.
Aloha, Sandy and Bridgeport

(To the tune of “Strangers in the Night”)

(Published in the MockingOwl Roost -
https://www.mockingowlroost.com/blog/2022/07/16/the-mockingowl-roost-trader-joes-tonight/)

(To the tune of “Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer”)

Grandma got infected by that virus
Cuz they opened up her state too soon

(To the tune of “Star Spangled Banner”)

I say did you see
Posts on Canvas from me?

(To the tune of “Carry Me Back to OSU”)

You are a group of BB students
Whom the faculty hold dear

(To the tune of “Within You, Without You”)

You are eating
A mountain of po-ta-toes

(To the tune of “It’s Too Late”)

Chewed an ibuprofen just to kill the pain
My jaw hurts badly

(To the tune of “My Way”)

And now, the course is done
Except for all that final testing

(To the tune of “Here, There, and Everywhere”)

It falls out from his head
Littering everything there

(To the tune of “Over the Rainbow”)

Way down under the ocean
Manta rays

(To the tune of “On Blueberry Hill”)

You took a spill
Out on Vineyard Hill