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New Pain Reliever

(To the tune of “Daydream Believer”)

Oh I get high
From the smoke
Every time you take a toke

When you feel pain I get to feeling glad
Cuz your haze hits my room
Thanks to my brand new vacuum
Now who says everything that sucks is bad

Fix up things that hurt
With a smoking spurt
From your
New pain reliever and then
I’m not so alert

I think I can see
Tiny worlds surrounding me
Each one set up sub-a-tomically

Oh and I wish I could traverse
Every tiny universe
But time is short and space is bending me

Fix up things that hurt
With a smoking spurt
From your
New pain reliever and then
I’m not so alert

Fix up things that hurt
With a smoking spurt
From your
New pain reliever and then
I’m not so alert
Fade

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