We’ve Got to Punt the Ball Away

(To the tune of “You’ve Got to Hide Your Love Away”)

Once again
Fourth and ten
We can’t move the ball

It seems we
Offensively
Are up against a wall

It’s no fun
When we run
Tackled at the line

They harass
If we pass
Their defenses shine

Hey! We’ve got to punt the ball away
Say! We’ve got to punt that ball away

Now let’s see
Defensively
Can we stop them short?

Otherwise
The other guys
Could get another score

It’s bad news
If we lose
That would disappoint

So instead
Beat the spread
We need just five more points

Hey! We’ve got to punt the ball away
Say! We’ve got to punt that ball away

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