Sven hopped in his boat
Didn’t get far. It wouldn’t float
He patched up a hole
Tried it again. Much better then
He took it out sailing
Along the great Norwegian coast
The cliffs were quite daunting and
Pierced by dark water in most
Sven sat on the deck.
Drinking a few. Scanning the view
Then, up came a storm.
Lacking a crew. What should he do?
The boat started spinning
He bounced all around on the craft
But Sven wasn’t scared and then
Sitting on deck he just laughed
But, I’m not surprised
Par for the course, look at the source
It makes perfect sense
Who’d do this good? A Norwegian would