A Norwegian Would

Sven hopped in his boat

Didn’t get far. It wouldn’t float

He patched up a hole

Tried it again. Much better then

He took it out sailing

Along the great Norwegian coast

The cliffs were quite daunting and

Pierced by dark water in most

Sven sat on the deck.
Drinking a few. Scanning the view

Then, up came a storm.
Lacking a crew. What should he do?

The boat started spinning

He bounced all around on the craft

But Sven wasn’t scared and then

Sitting on deck he just laughed

But, I’m not surprised

Par for the course, look at the source

It makes perfect sense

Who’d do this good? A Norwegian would


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