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The Crappiest Weather

(To the tune of “Happy Together”)

It’s such a rainy night, tonight
The radar’s looking very bad
I’m feeling sad
We’re headed for the wintertime
It makes me mad
The crappiest weather

And now the forecast says
There’s even more
A front is coming from the west
We can’t ignore
I think I’m gonna be depressed
And stay indoors
The crappiest weather

(Chorus)
I can’t sit still while it is pouring outside
It’s just not right
As it’s falling, seems like
The skies have been gray
For forty nights

Gloom and rain
And rain and gloom
No matter if it stops a while
It will resume
The plants are really liking it
I must presume
The crappiest weather

(Chorus)
I can’t sit still while it is pouring
Outside, it’s just not right
As it’s falling, seems like
The skies have been gray
For forty nights

Gloom and rain
And rain and gloom
No matter if it stops a while
It will resume
The plants are really liking it
I must presume
The crappiest weather

Gloom and rain
And rain and gloom
No matter if it stops a while
It will resume
The plants are really liking it
I must presume

The crappiest weather
The crappiest weather

Me and the weather
Unhappy together
The crappiest weather
(Fade)

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