BB Alma Mater Song

(To the tune of “Carry Me Back to OSU”) / Recording by David Simmons

You are a group of BB students
Whom the faculty hold dear
Your smiling faces prudent
To us all appear

We love remembering so fondly
In room oh-oh-2-3
Where you spent lots of time pipetting
Experimentally

Rewind the clock to freshman year
And B-B 1-1-1
You showed you had a ton of promise
And had a lot of fun

Move forward now from OSU
Go be a great success
And if Foundation comes a-calling
We hope you’ll say yes

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