Prostate!

(To the tune of “Que Sera, Sera”)

When I was out in Washington
There was a waiter

It was in the Old World Deli Friday night
That one hundred people gathered for a bite

(To the tune of “Take Me Home Country Roads”)

Found some heaven
(In) California

(To the tune of “Daydream Believer”)

Oh I get high. Such a grin
Every time the Beavers win

(To the tune of “Let It Snow”)

So the forecast says much more raining
It’s of this that I’m complaining

(To the tune of “Alone Again Naturally”)

A crisis is about to blow
With the bankers holding all the dough

(To the tune of “Cheek to Cheek”)

Fracking
Exxon’s cracking

(to the tune of “Let It Snow”)

Oh the weather outside looks better
You can put away your sweater
And the sun is all bright and fine
Let it shine, let it shine, let it shine

(To the tune of “Theme Song from The Beverly Hillbillies”)

You’ve gotta hear the story of the Inuit named Thad
A boat and a gun were the only things he had

(To the tune of “My Way”)

And now . . . the day is here;
You have to face . . . . the big pronouncement

Oh there’s gonna be a BB office change (Barbara H)
Stepping in the BB office will be strange (Barbara H)

(To the tune of “Star Spangled Banner”)

I say did you see
Posts on Canvas from me?