I Caught Your Cold

(To the tune of “I Got You Babe”)

(She sings)
You went outside and got a chill
And now you’re taking lots of little pills
So my head aches it’s feeling hot
I’m blaming you for all this awful snot

Ray
I caught your cold
I caught your cold

(He sings)
The doc told me to stay in bed
No need to worry. I am feeling dead
My lungs are full. They should be condemned
Cuz I’m hacking up a mother lode of phlegm

Mae
I got your bug
I got your bug

(She sings)
I caught mono from you dear
And this ringing in my ear
When I get well, you get flu
And though I had shots, I caught it from you

(He sings)
Don’t think a pill will make me smile
Cuz you went out and gave me the West Nile
So sit your little butt right there
And tell me how we’ll pay for this health care

(Both sing)
Say
We’ve got some bugs
We’ve got some bugs

(She sings)
You gave to me step by step
A really bad case of strep

(He sings)
And you shared your allergies
Itchy eyes and then I sneeze

(She sings)
I got you to share my germs
I think we should come to terms

(He sings)
We should do the wedding thing
My love we share everything

(Both sing)
In-oc-U-late (emphasis on the U)
In-oc-U-late
In-oc-U-late
In-oc-U-late
In-oc-U-late
In-oc-U-late

(slow with a climax)
We in-cu-bate