His Hair is Everywhere

(To the tune of “Here, There, and Everywhere”)

It falls out from his head
Littering everything there

His
Problem is something like this
Male pattern baldness is
Reason to cry
If you’re a guy
When your scalp starts peeking out

Hair
Dropping out most everywhere
Rogain-ous reasons that cannot be fair
When losing one’s hair.
There’s no way you can prepare

It’s going everywhere
and as it falls out he chants himself a little prayer.
It’s depressing when he finds it everywhere.
Giving him cause for despair

Follicles leaving are such a big deal
It’s so unreal, so if you’re a guy beware

It’s going everywhere
and as it falls out he chants himself a little prayer.
It’s depressing when he finds it everywhere.
Giving him cause for despair

Follicles leaving are such a big deal
It’s so unreal, so if you’re a guy beware

Hair is there and everywhere
His hair is everywhere

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