Kidney Stone

(To the tune of “You Never Give Me Your Money”)

You never gave me the login
For trying out the new demonstration

(To the tune of “Hello Little Girl”)

We’re screwing the world
We’re screwing the world

(To the tune of “Alfie”)

You just took an-other Selfie
That poor i-Phone is almost worn out

(To the tune of “You’ve Got to Hide Your Love Away”)

Once again
Fourth and ten

Sven hopped in his boat
Didn’t get far. It wouldn’t float

He patched up a hole
Tried it again. Much better then

So we all know that Gary’s completed
His term as the Chair of BB
In that effort he truly succeeded
So let’s sing here of his legacy

(To the tune of “A Horse With No Name”)

On the first day of the quarter
I was reading the syllabus

(To the tune of “Leavin’ on a Jet Plane”)

Tray table’s down. I want a snack
The steward brings it in a sack

(To the tune of “Here, There, and Everywhere”)

It falls out from his head
Littering everything there

(To the tune of “My Way”)

And now, the concert’s done
We were a musical sensation

(To the tune of “Cheek to Cheek”)

Fracking
Exxon’s cracking

(To the tune of “It’s Too Late”)

Chewed an ibuprofen just to kill the pain
My jaw hurts badly

(To the tune of “Oh Danny Boy”)

Oh Daddy dear,
This is my biochemistry