I’m at the Walmart

(To the tune of “I Am the Walrus”)

It’s not free when corporate glee 
resides in me 
‘cause then I spend my mo-oney
Oh how I run
When bargains come
See how I go
On buying 

Standing in a line
Waiting for the scanner’s beep
Bought a bunch of sweatshirts
Just to get a discount
I’ve been so naughty now
I’m at my limit and

I’m overspending,
It’s never ending
I’m at the Wal-Mart
Dis-co-ver card

Mister greeter eager grinning
Welcomes me into the store
See all the fun 
When doorbusters come
See how I run
I’m buying
I’m buying, I’m buying

Labels flag the specials
Coupons help to save some dough
Poison toys from China
Nothing really finer
Yes, I’ve been a naughty one
To strip the bar code off

I’m overspending,
It’s never ending
I’m at the Wal-Mart
Dis-co-ver card
Thinking ‘bout a rebate special
In the toys and games
If the clerk’s not here you need a
Manager to sign a card for you

I’m overspending,
It’s never ending
I’m at the Wal-Mart
Dis-co-ver card

Spices, prices many vices
Corporations all are robbing you
This is how it works, those greedy jerks
See how they smirk
I’m buying

Scan the ATM cards
Debit those accounts most high
Supply side economics, mostly diabolic
Wow, I think I saw them kicking
Ben Bernanke’s butt

I’m overspending,
It’s never ending
I’m at the Wal-Mart
Dis-co-ver card

Oh no more dough
Oh no more dough
Oh no more dough
Oh no more dough (no)

Moola moola moola
Moola moola moola
Moola moola moola moola
Moola moola

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